Rabelaisian Coarsely Hilarious Quotes & Sayings

We who are lost love you to in each. — Erin Moure

Despite herself, despite what she'd done, she decided she wanted Rowan to call her milady at least once every day. — Sarah J. Maas

Computer science departments have always considered 'user interface' research to be sissy work. — Nicholas Negroponte

Eloquence is a republican art, as conversation is an aristocratic one. — George Santayana

Because life doesn't always happen according to a timetable or calendar. And feelings can't be scheduled. — Jerry Spinelli

Evolution is a fact. It is the best explanation of what is known from observations. It's a theory as powerful as the theory of gravity. — Donald Johanson

It was before Deity embodied in a human form walking among men, partaking of their infirmities, leaning on their bosoms, weeping over their graves, slumbering in the manger, bleeding on the cross, that the prejudices of the synagogue, and the doubts of the academy, and the pride of the portico, and the fasces of the lictor, and the swords of thirty legions were humbled in the dust. — Thomas B. Macaulay

Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive — Benny Bellamacina

Most people, when they reach a certain age, let down and talk about what they used to do. Well, who gives a damn about what you used to do? It's what you're doing now. — Jack LaLanne

When I was growing up on our 53-acre dairy farm, we were obsessed with food; it was the center of our lives. We planted it, grew it, harvested it, peeled it, cooked it, served it, consumed it - endlessly, day after day, season after season. — Bobbie Ann Mason

First of all understand that I get it. That there are millions and millions of women who are steely eyed realists. And millions and millions of men who are anything but. However. For lack of a better term I would say that the feminine values are the values of america :
Sensitivity is more important than Truth. Feeling are more important than Facts. Commitment is more important than Individuality. Children are more important than People. Safety is more important than Fun.
I always hear women say 'Y'know married men live longer'.
Yes. And an indoor cat also, lives longer. — Bill Maher

I know what it's like to live in a cold climate. I grew up in the Snow Belt, north of Toronto in Canada, and I did years and years of running outside. — Victoria Pratt

Grace seeks faith like a heat-seeking missile. In salvation, the act of faith is a raw admission of helplessness. It is abject humility reaching out empty hands. By exercising faith, you acknowledge your inability so that you might rest on Christ's ability. — Bill Giovannetti