Ra Rugged Man Quotes & Sayings

The drag queen walks into a Catholic church as the priest is coming down the aisle swinging the incense pot. And he says to the priest, Oh, honey, I love your dress, but did you know your handbag's on fire? — Garrison Keillor

Sutter Laughed. You were just being honest. Maybe needed is the wrong word. Wanted. I want to be wanted. I want to be someone's air. I want to feel like my presence makes their life better, just by simply existing. — Ashley Jeffery

Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste. — Lev L. Spiro

Every source of blessing is a point of attack. — David McGee

Smaller Is Smarter: Hint, Bigger Is Not — Miles Anthony Smith

Blood is thicker than water,
The young man said
As he knifed his friend
For a drooling old bitch
And a house full of lies. — Ernest Hemingway,

Secret to remain young is to have an inordinate passion for pleasure. — Oscar Wilde

Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad. — Tommy Lasorda

We are all the sons or daughters of immigrants - some more recent than others - but all dedicated to the triumph of an idea that serves as the touchstone of what it means to be an American. This America is the only America that we have hitherto known - if being conservative has anything to do with conserving the principles of our past, then no conservative has any business bashing legal immigration. — Jack Kemp

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. — Francesco Petrarca

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable — Andy Rooney

Sometimes I have something stuck in my head and that directs the rhyme that I'm writing with. — Courtney Barnett

I have endeavoured to show that the ability to pay taxes depends, not on the gross money value of the mass of commodities, nor on the net money value of the revenue of capitalists and landlords, but on the money value of each man's revenue compared to the money value of the commodities which he usually consumes. — David Ricardo

Compost makes houseplants very happy. — Shalom Harlow