R Zsasz N Quotes & Sayings

Fuck, baby. You're hot when you're angry with me. You just made me come hard and you're still able to get my cock hard just by throwing attitude my way. I'm starting to think it's a good thing you like to argue. — Rochelle Paige

LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males. — Ambrose Bierce

The western mind, because of it's unique history, is the most sensitive mind to the impact of psychedelics. — Terence McKenna

I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight? — Patrick Rothfuss

How does the new leg feel?' I don't point out their question misses a point: even this new leg doesn't feel. — Padma Venkatraman

This has been a long day. Rest is most likely the best thing we could do right now, even if it does get us nasty case of motel cooties and our skin rots off. ~Cleo — Sally Slayer

Intercessory prayer is an act of communion with Christ, for Jesus pleads for the sons of men. — Charles Spurgeon

Of course, we also have to play in concert halls. This is our dream when you are a musician - to play in a good, comfortable hall with a wonderful acoustic. — Gustavo Dudamel

Darling, my darling, don't think that I don't love you or that I didn't love you, but it's precisely because I love you that I couldn't have become what I am today if you were still here. It's impossible to have a child and despise the world as it is, because that's the world we've put the child into. The child makes us care about the world, think about it's future, willingly join in its racket and its turmoils, take its incurable stupidity seriously. — Milan Kundera

Do you have a weapon for me, or do you want me to beat her to death with a large stick? - Mr Bliss — Derek Landy

Back to Basics was absolute humbug, wasn't it? — Edwina Currie

One method of destroying a concept is by diluting its meaning. Observe that by ascribing rights to the unborn, i.e., the nonliving, the anti-abortionists obliterate the rights of the living. — Ayn Rand

Advertising is what happens on TV when people go to bathroom. — Luke Sullivan

Roz added sheep to Heaven. They would be outside the window, naturally. — Margaret Atwood