Quote Funny Love Quotes & Sayings

Men weigh love with hands. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Love is the Solution for Every Problem, when You Start to Love it, it's turning into Happiness. — Jan Jansen

You can't make a woman love you. Not even with duct tape. — J. Richard Singleton

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Love is relentless, and so am I ;) — Keisha Keenleyside

Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed. — Shannon Hale

Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport

If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain

I've never quite been a peer of Donald [Trump]. When I knew him it was more in a social way. We were single at kind of the same time. You know having fun in that sense, but I've watched his career with great admiration, and now to really see him as an employee sees him as an aspirant within the corporate structure of the Trump enterprises is really fascinating. — Geraldo Rivera

And I think missing you hurts the most when something funny happens. Because in that one moment I find myself laughing, and within the next second I want to tell or text you what happened. And then it hits me again, every single time, that you aren't there anymore. That I lost that one thing that mattered to me. — Elisabeth Van Den Abeele

Could the two people who are making out please be quiet?" the Colonel asked loudly from his sleeping bag. "Those of us who are not making out are drunk and tired. — John Green

Don't give a gift with expectation to get but if you have got a gift always try to give. — Debasish Mridha

I feel like if you've done something wrong, then you should keep on apologizing to that person. — Aviva

Mary, you know I hate parties. My idea of hell is a very large party in a cold room where everybody has to play hockey properly. — Stella Gibbons

I find Anders very funny and funny lasts forever." Samantha — Angela Nicoara

Father Alexander Schmemann is an Orthodox scholar who wrote a book called For the Life of the World. He says the liturgy is a journey that proceeds from the kingdom of this world into a brief encounter with the kingdom of God, and then back out again to bear witness to it. — Ian Morgan Cron

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

Come on, then!" she yelled. "I'll destroy you all myself if I have to!"
A metallic smell of storm filled the air. All the hairs on Piper's arms stood up.
"The thing is," said a voice from above, "you don't have to."
Piper's heart could've floated out of her body. At the top of the nearest colonnade stood Jason, his sword gleaming gold in the sun. Frank stood at his side, his bow ready. Hazel sat astride Arion, who reared and whinnied in challenge. — Rick Riordan

Fuck it ... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man. — Louis C.K.

Commitment to ourselves, our families, and our business is paramount to being successful. Human should be committed to rolling out great products, services and initiatives that impact those personal and professionals encounters which cross our path. — Sameh Elsayed

I've studied psychology. I'm fascinated by the human mind, and I love people. — Berglind Icey

As we are being blunt, the fact is that Tony [Abbott] and the people who put him in his job do not want to do anything about climate change. They do not believe in human caused global warming. As Tony observed on one occasion "climate change is crap" or if you consider his mentor, Senator Minchin, the world is not warming, its cooling and the climate change issue is part of a vast left wing conspiracy to deindustrialise the world. — Nick Minchin

Beware the Anglo-Catholics. They're all sodomites with unpleasant accents." --Cousin Jasper — Evelyn Waugh

She was spoiled, but she wasn't lazy. She knew what she wanted, and because she believed absolutely that she could have everything she wanted if she tried hard enough to get it, she never stopped trying. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

The only way to know is to Live, Learn, and Grow — Lauryn Hill

With the explosion of the internet has come numerous avenues for small business owners to share their expertise and position themselves as experts. And expertise is what consumers are looking for. — Diane Helbig

That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself. — Cecily Von Ziegesar

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly