Quotes & Sayings About Quitting Caffeine

When you model your relationship on someone else's, your partner can never match up to the fantasy. — Nikki Bayley

Oh, yes, that's right--my terms. I'm sorry, but you'll have to state clearly, for the record, in your own words, your clear-minded and sober intention to ride my dick. Actually, let me go get a witness, just to be on the safe side ... — Mercy Brown

These days, people aren't going to fill stadiums to get preached at by somebody who isn't beautiful. — Chuck Palahniuk

Umpires are most vigorous when defending their miscalls. — Jim Brosnan

Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer. — Anthony Jeselnik