Qantas Airlines Funny Quotes & Sayings

I grew up with Apocalypse Now and Badlands, so I had a real awe thing going. — Gary Cole

I'll take lying in your arms tonight over and above any love I've known. Memories may find me, but they'll always be behind me. I'll take today over yesterday, anyday. — Gary Allan

Knowledge is like the carrot, few know by looking at the green top that the best part, the orange part, is there. Like the carrot, if you don't work for it, it will wither away and rot. And finally, like the carrot, there are a great many donkeys and jackasses that are associated with it. — Nasreddin

Between the lines of every story there is another story, and that is one that is never heard and can only be guessed at by the people who are good at guessing. — Frances Hodgson Burnett

I know so many last words. But I will never know hers. — John Green

Good liquor is not cheap. Cheap liquor is not good. — Dorothy Draper

Silence can never be misquoted. — Calvin Coolidge

[When asked how he's keeping his 12-year marriage to wife Jill fresh] Hookers, drugs. We're playing the field right now. — Harry Connick Jr.