Putzi Quotes & Sayings

What on earth did I ask him to tea for! he said to himself, as he went to the pantry. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Trade has all the fascination of gambling without its moral guilt. — Walter Scott

The human who uses this note can go neither to heaven nor hell. — Tsugumi Ohba

You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter. — Kate DiCamillo

We have a lot of pressures on children very young. We have ambition. We over-schedule our children. We want them to have soccer lessons and violin lessons ... I think children need to have at least an hour of fun a day. — Julia Cameron

The simple truth is that the truth does not exist, it all depends on a persons point of view. — Laura Esquivel

The police are asking through the bedroom door, why did I make a batch of strawberry daiquiris before I called them?
Because we were out of raspberries.
Because, can't they see, it just does not matter. Time was not of the essence. — Chuck Palahniuk

Liberty trains for liberty. Responsibility is the first step in responsibility. — W.E.B. Du Bois

This country was filled with violent children orphaned by war. — Cormac McCarthy

I certainly had my God-can-you-just-take-me-now-I've-just-had-it-I'm-checking-out-let-me-off-the-train-I'm-done kind of thing. But, you know, I would never actually do it. I just can't imagine what it would take to do that. — Lucinda Williams

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean? — Adam Rex