Putting The Toilet Seat Down Quotes & Sayings

Love, she knew - where once she hadn't believed - could be quiet and sweet, and still hold the world. — J.D. Robb

The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in that position can realize what it's like. I mean, you have to be there. — Chevy Chase

I loved to always get naked. I was very free, so I thought, I may as well get paid. — Chris Pratt

I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and think about leaving the house. — Blur

Of course, there are different truths on different levels. Things are true relative to other things; "long" and "short" relate to each other, "high" and "low," and so on. But is there any absolute truth? Something self-sufficient, independently true in itself? I don't think so. — Dalai Lama

All that matters to me is the man in front of me right now. (Tory)
I'm not a man, Soteria. (Acheron)
I know. But if you think your godhood excuses you from putting the toilet seat down, think again. (Tory) — Sherrilyn Kenyon