Purina One Quotes & Sayings

Know, O man you are a particle of the supreme feminine being sucked to an obscure vacuum - of a bliss but that we can only name - universe! — Preeth Nambiar

The Internet is a very powerful tool; unfortunately it's starting to get a little saturated. — Theophilus London

You are the director of your own life story. Don't cast idiots or people will walk out during your 2nd act. — Dane Cook

If you realize that you're the problem, then you can change yourself, learn something and grow wiser. Don't blame other people for your problems. — Robert T. Kiyosaki

Why do all men seem to think they need to rescue a woman? Are we not capable of rescuing our damn selves? Why do I need to be rescued? I don't need a man to rescue me, and I certainly don't need no wallbanging, Purina-fucking, listening-at-my-wall-like-a-goddamn-psycho coming over here to rescue me! You got that, mister? — Alice Clayton

I gave Clive a sock full of catnip and a bowlful of tuna. My hope was to get him wasted and passed out before the action started. The treats had the opposite effect. My boy was ready to party down when the first strains of Purina came shrieking through the walls about one fifteen in the morning. If Clive could have put on a mini smoking jacket, he would have. He stalked the room, pacing back and forth in front of the wall, playing it cool. When Purina began her meows, though, he couldn't contain himself. He once again launched toward the wall. He jumped from nightstand to dresser to shelf, scaling pillows and even a lamp to get closer to his beloved. When he realized he would never be able to burrow under the plaster, he serenaded her with some weird kind of kitty Barry White, his yowls matching hers in intensity. — Alice Clayton

stones are hard everywhere. — Romain Rolland

Life's a journey. It's a journey about discovering limits. — Larry Ellison

It's a dog-eat-dog world, and people like me are Purina ALPO - even easier to eat than another dog. Nom, nom. I — Elle Casey

His reddish hair is rumpled, but in a deliberate I'm-in-a-boy-band way. — Carrie Jones

I have my small little cult following, I play random shows from house parties to opening up for rock bands. — Girl Talk

She reached up and kissed him on the lips. It was a small kiss. It lasted only two or three seconds, just long enough for him to taste the future. — Francisco X Stork

When you are confronted with a seemingly painless moral choice, the odds are that you haven't looked deeply enough. — Karl Marlantes

I believe that I was a dog in a past life. That's the only thing that would explain why I like to snack on Purina Dog Chow. — Dean Koontz

Canada, the United States and Mexico, we developed these energy reserves that we have in this North American region. And you can see a not only driving down the cost of electricity but a major manufacturing boom in this country. Couple that with tax policy, reduction, reducing the corporate tax rate, and that I think a renaissance in manufacturing like we've never seen in this country and really drive the economy. — Rick Perry

It is nice to know that even David Beckham doesn't have good taste in everything. — Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Those who are not shocked when they first come across quantum theory cannot possibly have understood it. — Niels Bohr