Purchaser Claims Quotes & Sayings

At the end of every year, I add up the time that I have spent on the phone on hold and subtract it from my age. I don't count that time as really living. I spend more and more time on hold each year. By the time I die, I'm going to be quite young. — Rita Rudner

You two are well matched. Both stubborn and irrational when it comes to each other. — Laurann Dohner

There aren't a lot of guys out there keeping it real. Everybody's been branded. Everybody's been bought and sold. — Tracy Morgan

The function of a nutrient is to become transmuted, not to leave unaltered traces. — Idries Shah

Let there be no mincing of comparisons in this assertion. Not Turner, not Monet, painted so directly blinding shafts of sunlight as has this Spaniard. — James Huneker

I'm one of those people who other people like but never remember. I think most of the world is probably like me. Until recently nothing about me was outstanding, and then my mother got cancer. It's a disease people like to talk about, so I'm more popular now. And when I flip through magazines, I read the breast cancer articles first, even before the numerology column. — Jill A. Davis