Puntela Quotes & Sayings

When I hit that pavement at 70 or 80 mph those suits just ripped. — Evel Knievel

Tsk, tsk, tsk, if he weren't in love with you like a sheep, he wouldn't be running around the streets like a madman and wouldn't be stirring up all the dogs in town. He broke my window frame. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

It is a curious fact that camels walk more quickly and straighter to the sound of singing. — Rosita Forbes

I'll be Pavlov, you be the dog. — William Stafford

It's just how it is sometimes. Things hurt, and they hurt for a long time. You have to fight back, or it wins. — Robin Benway

It was hot, there was no shade, and we were once again waiting on "the word". Everyone was bitching about getting water or getting into the shade. The staff sergeant in charge of this detail was afraid to let anyone wander away in case the plane arrived. No one was having any luck in trying to get him to understand that if we die of thirst or a burst bladder, there would be no one to catch the damn airplane anyway. — W.R. Spicer

You just have to forget whatever you were taught about "meaningful work" and start noticing whatever has meaning to you. — Barbara Sher

I sometimes think that the In campaign appears to be operating to a script written by George R.R. Martin and Stephen King - Brexit would mean a combination of 'A Feast for Crows' and 'Misery.' — Michael Gove

Tristan was looking at him again.
"What are you looking at?" Gabriel snapped.
Tristan was trying not to smile. "You tell me."
Gabriel rolled his eyes. "Quit being a girl. — Chelsea Fine

pushing away his breakfast plate of mushrooms and moss sauce. — R.A. Salvatore

Don't wear perfume in the garden - unless you want to be pollinated by bees! — Anne Raver

My Morris, bless his heavy-hung manhood, was a muscular man too."
Bloody hell, is she talking about her dead husband's manly parts? His tadger? — Vonnie Davis

Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. — Moshe Arens

If guys practiced self-control, 'modesty' wouldn't be such a huge deal. — Zach Hunter

You cannot succeed by yourself. It's hard to find a rich hermit. — Jim Rohn