Punn Quotes & Sayings

I am ready. I'm in great shape. My workouts have been great. I'm ready to get back and help a team get to the Super Bowl. — Shaun Alexander

Everything took on the color of blood. — Barbara W. Tuchman

Mostly I was just plain freaked. Not mentally tottering, I think a human mind that's moderately well-adjusted can absorb a lot of strangeness before it actually totters, but freaked, yes. — Stephen King

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way. — Kevin Hart

This is why I spent so long fighting my feelings for you. You don't belong in my world. You're too good for it. For me. I thought I was ready to be who you needed me to be, but I fell at the first hurdle. — Siobhan Davis

How do you fall into a lion's den, that is my first question there, you think you would be extra carefull around a den of lions. — Dane Cook

Victorian literature was my subject at Harvard. — Margaret Atwood

The slight variations in extracting procedure cause many of the amygdalin (Vitamin B-17, Laetrile) molecules to change to a form unknown to nature( isomers ... There are ... purveyors who label their 'iso-amygdalin' products 'amygdalin' contrary to all of the recognized specs ... For commercial or political purposes, they certainly cannot justify such a fallacy ... This scientific heresy and commercial fraud ... (is) tremendously reducing the effectiveness of amygdalin therapy ... To mislabel iso-amygdalin as amygdalin is scientifically, medically, and morally indefensible. — Ernst T. Krebs

The only way therefore to try a Piece of Wit, is to translate it into a different Language: If it bears the Test you may pronounceit true; but if it vanishes in the Experiment you may conclude it to have been a Punn. — Joseph Addison

I've been in rehabs with hardcore heroin addicts who say, 'I've kicked the heroin, but I can't let go of the tobacco.' I haven't smoked a cigarette in a long time. I like being clean now. — Ozzy Osbourne

Somedays the line I walk turns out to be straight - Other days the line tends to deviate. — Ani DiFranco

Yeah, I think speculation keeps things really interesting. — Adam Lambert