Pune Funny Quotes & Sayings

The events of September 11 were carried out by people armed not with weapons of mass destruction, but with blades you can buy at a newsagent — Phillip Adams

Hearing is different from listening. — Elana Johnson

I lay awake long into the night, obsessing over Lucy's failings. Never mind the drugs and adultery; she seemed to lack the most basic parental instincts for keeping the children out of harm's way. The drip, drip, drip of her poor judgment and neglect was pushing me over the edge. — James Whitfield Thomson

Nothing is staged exactly as it was, because I can't remember - and I consider that an advantage. — Harold Prince

I intended to give you some advice but now I remember how much is left over from last year unused. — George Harris

Like any good shaman, professional baseball player, or politician, my mother always answered questions with questions. — Sherman Alexie

Writing - not being a writer with interesting habits - gets priority. — Jane Lindskold

As I learned from chapters past, it's important to try and stay in the chapter that you're in, and enjoy it while it's lasting. Not be constantly worrying about where this step will take you - living in the potential future. Like a good meal. Like a good chef's tasting meal. You don't want to wonder what's next while you're eating the foie gras. — Neil Patrick Harris

If you see a gaggle of teenagers walking towards you, you tend not to make eye contact, because you know they're going to recognise you. You learn to adapt: 99.999 per cent of people aren't looking to be harmful or unpleasant; they just want something, a photograph or an autograph. — Robert Sheehan