Punchy Senior Quotes & Sayings

Comedy makes everything accessible. Watching the news is kind of like being fed your evening pill. What's fun about it? Nothing. And so if you can get news and information about things going on in the world through a comic platform, everything's going to connect. — Dan Aykroyd

The Lord loveth a cheerful giver. He also accepteth from a grouch. — Catherine Hall

It was the kind of promise a father makes easily and sincerely, knowing at the same time that it will be impossible to keep. The truth of some promises is not as important as whether or not you can believe in them, with all your heart. A game of baseball can't really make a summer day last forever. A home run can't really heal all the broken places in our world, or in a single human heart. And there was no way that Mr. Feld could keep his promise never to leave Ethan again. All parents leave their children one day. — Michael Chabon

I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane. — Allen Ginsberg

We all came from the same source and it's energy in form of light shining in every consciousness. — Dave Zebian

People are tired of being kept from the dignity that allows them to make their own choices. — Condoleezza Rice

We must confess that we are "nothing else but sin," for no confession short of this will be the whole truth. — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Daddy had a farm - cows, pigs, OK, a big garden, OK? We did live off the land, and then we would supplement all that with whatever we could kill or catch. Whether we'd kill squirrels, deer, duck, or caught catfish or brim, that was what went on the table. — Si Robertson

Most producers I've known were writers first, and writing is a vital part of any game show. You could easily argue that the writing is the key ingredient that makes 'Jeopardy!' so great. — Randy West