Pugad Baboy Funny Quotes & Sayings

I've got an odd, negative bond with C. Montgomery Burns. He reminds a lot of people of bosses they've worked for. He certainly reminds me of someone I'm working for — Harry Shearer

Certainly if the fundamental problem of society is that demands are infinite and resources are always limited, politics, not economics is the master science. — Bernard Crick

Have mercy, O Lord, on my children,
In my children,
Call to mind your childhood,
You who were a child.
Let them that are like your childhood
Be saved by your grace. — Ephrem The Syrian

My books were always full of ink blots, always stained and covered with smeared sketches and pictures, which one draws idly when his attention wanders from his task. — Pierre Loti

I should try to be strong, but baby, you're the right kind of wrong. — LeAnn Rimes

Pale Death with impartial tread beats at the poor man's cottage door and at the palaces of kings. — Horace

I love that smell of the emissions! — Sarah Palin

My hero Socrates trained Plato on a rock. How much did that cost? So the greatest minds in history became the greatest minds in history without spending a lot of money. — Dave Brat

The essential in this time of moral poverty is to create enthusiasm. — Pablo Picasso

Above her like this, he was a warrior god, hot and hard, demanding complete submission. — Danielle Monsch

Waddya want me to do? through my sling shot at him? — Shirley Hughes

One of the greatest things you can do to help others is not just to share and give what you have, but to help them discover what they have within themselves to help themselves. — Rita Zahara

the prince who relies entirely on fortune is lost when it changes. I believe also that he will be successful who directs his actions according to the spirit of the times, and that he whose actions do not accord with the times will not be successful. Because men are seen, in affairs that lead to the end which every man has before him, namely, glory and riches, to get there by various methods; one with caution, another with haste; one by force, another by skill; one by patience, another by its opposite; and each one succeeds in reaching the goal by a different method. One — Niccolo Machiavelli

Very full of cant phrases — Agatha Christie

Difficulty is a coin which the learned conjure with so as not to reveal the vanity of their studies and which human stupidity is keen to accept in payment — Michel De Montaigne