Puffington Dog Quotes & Sayings

The Modern Day Black Woman, an Outcast of American Society — Delano Johnson

when life gives you lemons add beer — Letter String

It is of major importance for the future of our country that through his defence and the fact he died without being convicted, Milosevic had managed to defend national and state interest. — Ivica Dacic

This famine in pulpits across the nation reveals a loss of confidence in God's Word to perform its sacred work. While evangelicals affirm the inerrancy of Scripture, many have apparently abandoned their belief in its sufficiency to save and to sanctify. Rather than expounding the Word with growing vigor, many are turning to lesser strategies in an effort to resurrect dead ministries. But with each newly added novelty, the straightforward expounding of the Bible is being relegated to a secondary role, further starving the church. Doing God's work God's way requires an unwavering commitment to feeding people God's Word through relentless biblical preaching and teaching. — Steven J. Lawson

In 2004,I offered priority (book)-signing to smokers, the reason being that, because they didn't have as long to live, their time was more valuable. Four years later my special treatment was reserved for men who stood five-foot-six and under. "That's right, my little friends," I announced. "There'll be no waiting in line for you." It seemed unfair to restrict myself to men, so I included any woman with braces on her teeth.
"What about us?" asked the pregnant and the lame. And because it was my show, I told them to wait their f***ing turn. — David Sedaris

It will not fall away. Man cannot judge it. For art sings of God, and ultimately belongs to Him. — Patti Smith

You don't hear things that are bad about your company unless you ask. It is easy to hear good tidings, but you have to scratch to get the bad news. — Thomas J. Watson

There was no point in tears outliving eyes, so she let them fall. — Sarah Winman

For he lives twice who can at once employ,
The present well, and e'en the past enjoy. — Alexander Pope

UFO mythology is similar to the message of the classical religions where God sends his Angels as emissaries who offer salvation to those who accept the faith and obey his Prophets. Today, the chariots of the gods are UFOs. What we are witnessing in the past half century is the spawning of a New Age religion. — Paul Kurtz

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Because breasts don't have eyes. — Scott McNeely

Whatever the drama of the story is, you have to be true to it. — Clint Eastwood