Puckoon By Spike Quotes & Sayings

Everyone looks old to the young," Ravn said. — Bernard Cornwell

Well, he thought, you can fool some of the people all the time and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be President of the United States, and on that useless profundity, Milligan himself pedalled on, himself, himself. — Spike Milligan

You may change your destination, you may have a hundred stops along the way, there's a hundred different possibilities, but usually when you get in your car you are thinking, "I am going to go somewhere." — Bryan Burk

You wouldn't get in a car and drive around aimlessly, hoping to eventually arrive at a pleasant destination. So why would you even consider doing this for your business? — Koos Kruger

The principal art of the teacher is to awaken the joy in creation and knowledge. — Albert Einstein

She tipped back her head and swilled down the last of her wine. 'Having fucked the groom is really no excuse for missing a wedding, you know. — Joe Abercrombie

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death. — Spike Milligan

The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all. — Spike Milligan

Author, author, did you write these legs?( The Milligan- Puckoon — Spike Milligan

I really put a lot of and emotion into my project in order to evoke emotion. — Drake

Treachery," said the Mede.
"Diplomacy," said Attolia, "in my own name. — Megan Whalen Turner

Human beings appear to be sufficiently selfish and calculating to be capable of indefinitely greater harmony and social homeostasis. This statement is not self-contradictory. True selfishness, if obedient to the other constraints of mammalian biology, is the key to a more nearly perfect social contract. - pg. 157 — Edward O. Wilson

I'm not sure if I know any 'functional' families, if functional means a family without difficult times and members who don't have a full range of problems. — David Sheff

Who made you the center of the universe? — Laura Mvula

R.I.P.
Tom Conlon O'Rourke.
Not Dead, just Sleeping. — Spike Milligan

Forgiveness prompted by love is the only way to repair the devastation that so often mars our relationships. — David Jeremiah

After Puckoon I swore I'd never write another book. This is it — Spike Milligan