Prune Juice Quotes & Sayings

Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show. — Bob Hope

I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. — Ogden Nash

I'm adventurous and I'll eat anything. I eat a fair amount of junk food, but not junky junk food. Nothin' colorful. I mean, there's junk food, then there's colorful junk food. Stuff in cheap little packages. I never eat nothin' pink. I'll do the occasional jelly sandwich, but when I eat junk food I'll balance it out with prune juice so it don't stay around long. I drink a quart of prune juice every other day. Some chicks can't stand the sight of it, but I'd rather lose a little pussy than be stuffed with shit. — George Clinton

Dinah Shore? Wonderful woman. Dinah formed a foundation to locate missing senior citizens by putting their pictures on prune juice bottles. — Red Buttons

Dionysus invented wine, which so impressed his father Zeus that he promoted Dionysus to god. The guy who invented prune juice, by contrast, got sentenced to the Fields of Punishment. — Rick Riordan

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. — Rodney Dangerfield

Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented. — Johnny Carson