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I think that if you're serving yourself before you're serving a story then that's where you end up being not funny. It's not about being funny, it's about telling a story and then the comedy comes out of the situation, I think. — Zooey Deschanel

The greatest sin you could commit is immortality, because it means that you'll eventually commit all else. — Abdullah Ali

The works of mercy are the opposite of the works of war, feeding the hungry, sheltering the homeless, nursing the sick, visiting the prisoner. But we are destroying crops, setting fire to entire villages and to the people in them. We are not performing the works of mercy but the works of war. — Dorothy Day

The mystical life is at the centre of all that I do and all that I think and all that I write. — W.B.Yeats

You feel uplifted when fall in love. — Toba Beta

If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it's like - you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why. — Megan Fox

Your vile and bitter diatribes only serve to show how vile and bitter you must be. — C.S. Woolley

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. — Mark Twain

When the idea of any pleasure strikes your imagination, make a just computation between the duration of the pleasure and that of the repentance that is likely to follow it. — Epictetus

The dominant ethos of the twenty-first century consists of an intermingling of the sacred and the secular. — Harvey Cox

I watch Letterman. Once in a while, on the odd night, I'll catch the Food Network and watch 'Ace of Cakes,' which I'm kind of obsessed with. — Amanda Righetti

Oh, if I had only known then what I know now, I would have stopped it last year when I was still young. — Anna Lee

Jeans and sneakers are definitely best for the haunted house. They usually won't let you in with a mask, even. It makes sense. They need to be able to tell who the rubes are. And, sneakers are good because the ground's uneven, and you're running and falling and stepping on the slower of your friends. — Stephen Graham Jones