Prophylactics Quotes & Sayings

The times change, and to the extent that comedy captures the spirit of the times, it will enjoy success. — Harold Ramis

I have stood aside to see the phantoms of those days go by me. They are gone, and I resume the journey of my story.' (David Copperfield)
But all that night he lay awake because the phantoms of those days were not gone. Like the tiny, terrible holes in the prophylactics, the phantoms of those days were not easy to detect - and their meaning was unknown - but they were there. — John Irving

No man threatens His Grace in the presence of the Kingsguard."
Tyrion Lannister raised an eyebrow. "I am not threatening the king, ser, I am educating my nephew. Bronn, Timett, the next time Ser Boros opens his mouth, kill him." The dwarf smiled.
"Now that was a threat, ser. See the difference? — George R R Martin

All my brothers and sisters have stories about Dad like this. I remember, when my sister was about to beat him in checkers for the first time, he knocked the board over. — Terry Gross

My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them. — Koren Zailckas

Achievement is by all accounts to a great extent a matter of clinging after others have given up. — William Feather

apparently someone had diddled away their shift at the prophylactics factory and here we were. Pregnant. — Kylie Scott

Satisfaction, I have the right tactics ...
And if you need em I got crazy prophylactics. — Q-Tip