Property Manager Funny Quotes & Sayings

The soul is not part of the incarnation. It comes into the incarnation. And the soul is not afraid of death because it has done it so many times. — Ram Dass

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation ... but I hear that it's coming quickly. — Mel Brooks

Opening your heart and being courageous and telling people that you care about them or like them or that you think they're special only makes you a better, bigger, kinder, softer, more loving person, and only attracts more love into your life. — Amy Poehler

we don't realize how many of our fixed views of the world are based on limited samples of reality. — Bernard Roth

Only food and water are more important than music and privacy, — Gloria Steinem

I am not warm. That is why my sister chose the name Winter for me. — Paula Stokes

Nature is not a free lunch, but we treat it as a free lunch. — Robert Bateman

I listen to, like, funky Chicago blues. I love blues, but I love the funky, happy blues. There's a song about pretty much everything, including kidney stones, believe it or not. So there's something there for whatever you happen to be suffering, you know? — Sinead O'Connor

It's all a mere mistake and a worry and a joke - and we'll go home as fast as we can! — Henry James

Quinn Cummings is a master story-teller and her book is nothing short of delightful. Her insights into topics like celebrity, parenting, and cats with a taste for homicide are pithy and uproarious and not to be missed. Notes from the Underwire is charming, hilarious, and just snarky enough to be ultimately satisfying. — Jen Lancaster