Proof Like Morgan Quotes & Sayings

They sounded a lot like me and my old girlfriend Loretta, but I swore to myself that I would stop thinking about her ass, even though every Cleopatra-looking Latina in the city made me stop and wish she would come back to me. — Junot Diaz

One of the biggest mistakes humans make is to believe there is only one way. There are many diverse paths leading to what you call God. — Oprah Winfrey

I never tried to use anything besides my own sweat and blood and talent to get somewhere. — Olivia Munn

A woman usually respects her father, but her view of her husband is mingled with contempt, for she is of course privy to the transparent devices by which she snared him. — H.L. Mencken

It will take some time to add all the books I read in the past 61 years! — Els Boot

I'd rather be happily single than unhappily married. — Heather Graham

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped. — Jeff Foxworthy

He sounded particularly smug about that last part. Oberon, you shouldn't have done this. — Anonymous

Few can be induced to labor exclusively for posterity; and none will do it enthusiastically. Posterity has done nothing for us; and theorize on it as we may, practically we shall do very little for it, unless we are made to think we are at the same time doing something for ourselves. — Abraham Lincoln

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms.
Joe Morelli — Janet Evanovich

The authenticity of a thing is the essence of all that is transmissible from its beginning, ranging from its substantive duration to its testimony to the history which it has experienced. Since the historical testimony rests on the authenticity, the former, too, is jeopardized by reproduction when substantive duration ceases to matter. And what is really jeopardized when the historical testimony is affected is the authority of the object.3 — Walter Benjamin