Progressional Rehabilitation Quotes & Sayings

You really need to work on intonation when you use sarcasm. That way people will know when you're being an asshole. — Samantha Young

if i add that my uncle took mathematical strides of exactly three feet, and that, while walking, he firmly clenches his fists-the sign of an impetuous temperament-then you will know him well enough not to wish to spend too much time in his company — William Butcher

He had been content with daily labour and rough animal enjoyments, 'till Catherine crossed his path. Shame at her scorn, and hope of her approval, were his first prompts to higher pursuits; and, instead of guarding him from one and winning him to the other, his endeavors to raise himself had produced just the contrary result. — Emily Bronte

She was well primed with a good load of Delahunt's port under her bellyband. — James Joyce

The truly wise man is he who always believes the Bible against the opinions of any man. — R.A. Torrey