Professorship Funny Quotes & Sayings

No longer in print ... There are sentences, and phrases that, in all their simplicity, say much more than they seem to at first: two months to live, never heard of it, dead on arrival ... For a writer, no longer in print must fall somewhere in that category. — Herman Koch

In all the shows I've done, I'm always the first to leave - it's in my make-up. — Matthew Morrison

When you come up with a theory, you fall in love with the beauty the simplicity and elegance of it. But then you have to get a sheet of paper and pencil and crack out all the details. Hundreds and hundreds of pages. Because you have to prove it. — Michio Kaku

Every day that you're on set is a new day to learn something. Every time you're there, there's something new that you'll notice or something that you'll miss, and you think of something new that you can do. — Isaac Hempstead-Wright

I can be dramatic. I can be funny. I can be sexy. I can be sad. I can be glad. — Kimberly Elise

The Reichsmark was no longer legal tender, even though others - probably some clueless dilettantes on the side of the victorious powers - had clearly adapted my plan to turn it into a European-wide currency. At any rate, transactions were now being carried out in an artificial currency called "euro," regarded, as one would expect, with a high level of mistrust. I could have told those responsible that this would be the case. — Timur Vermes

Standing by and doing nothing while a sin is committed is as bad as committing the sin itself — Amish Tripathi

Sex, sexual dynamics and how we define our sexuality, is one of the major deals in everyone's life. — Molly Parker

Community care is a fundamental, an essential, an enduring part of our aged care system. — Julie Bishop

I'm of the old-fashioned opinion that shame can be used for all sorts of good in society. An example of this is smoking: When someone lights up around a crowd, people now usually say something. So I don't understand why it's not OK to apply the same logic to other behaviors. — Keli Goff

There is nothing you can be doing in lacrosse on your own in the fall that would be better for you than going to football or soccer practice every day. You can go bang a ball against a wall all you want, but how do you become a better team player? By playing other team sports. — Dom Starsia