Professore Quotes & Sayings

The Republicans believe in the minimum wage
the more the minimum, the better. — Harry Truman

Dude, if you stare at me any longer you'll end up as a twisted character in my wife's next novel. — Mantissa Etherbright

Iggy Azalea, I can't really get into her. Because it's just not real to me, — Rah Digga

The first rule of book club - is that nobody wants to talk about book club. — Douglas Lewis

It's so fun to be in love or so I've heard, the meaning has no feeling even though I understand the word — Eyedea

Beautiful feelings soar freely, while true care roots deeply. Real love can only be
defined by them both. — Soar

The writer Umberto Eco belongs to that small class of scholars who are encyclopedic, insightful, and nondull. He is the owner of a large personal library (containing thirty thousand books), and separates visitors into two categories: those who react with "Wow! Signore, professore dottore Eco, what a library you have ! How many of these books have you read?" and the others - a very small minority - who get the point that a private library is not an ego-boosting appendage but a research tool. Read books are far less valuable than unread ones. The library should contain as much of what you don't know as your financial means, mortgage rates and the currently tight real-estate market allows you to put there. You will accumulate more knowledge and more books as you grow older, and the growing number of unread books on the shelves will look at you menancingly. Indeed, the more you know, the larger the rows of unread books. Let us call this collection of unread books an antilibrary. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

I shall not be deprived ... of a comfort in the worst event, if I retain a consciousness of having acted to the best of my judgment. — George Washington