Professor Klump Quotes & Sayings

Saxon, if you are unfamiliar, is a British heavy-metal band that has been around since the mid-'70s and was in no small part the inspiration for Spinal Tap. — Adam Schlesinger

We drove through the Old Dominion University campus, where a small permanent lake has formed in the back corner of a huge parking lot. "You can't pave under water," he noted dryly, "so this obviously wasn't under water when this parking lot was paved. — Deborah Blum

We have no physical model of this endless rhythm of individuation and involvement, we do have its image in the world of art, most purely in dance. — Susanne Katherina Langer

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. — Howie Mandel

Half-truths are like half a brick - they can be thrown farther. — Hyman Rickover

I like all those painters who loved and had a strong feeling for nature. — Alfred Sisley

There's this thing called compulsory licensing law that allows artists through the record companies to take your music at will without your permission. — Prince

A deliberate plan is not always necessary for the highest art; it emerges. — Paul Johnson

I do remember being in high school and trying to go to an Outlaws concert, but I was too drunk and ended up in trouble with the police at some truck stop on 95 in Connecticut. — Jim Coleman

I just want to become a great leadoff hitter. — Carl Crawford

I've got a huge, huge position in mortgage-backed securities. I started accumulating them in 2009, when the market was really down and things were really scary. — Jeff Greene

Richard Lester is a wonderful director, a great comedy director, of course. — Malcolm McDowell

There are significant analogues between the American fear of Communism during the McCarthy era and the American fear of Islam at the beginning of the twenty-first century. — Ben Daniel

It would take an extremely large spacecraft to deflect a large asteroid that would be headed directly for the Earth. — Rusty Schweickart