Proctoscope Quotes & Sayings

Ray Bannister started to build the guillotine the day Jerry Renault returned to Monument. — Robert Cormier

The conservative who resists change is as valuable as the radical who proposes it. — Ariel Durant

Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America. — Rush Limbaugh

The Eleventh Commandment: don't speak ill of a fellow Republican. What if the fellow Republican is doing something that hurts America? Isn't it the patriot who sides with America before he sides with the Republicans? — Bill Maher

They say it's the responsibility of the media to look at government - especially the President - with a microscope. I don't argue with that, but when they use a proctoscope, it's going too far. — Richard M. Nixon

Bath salts, plant food, crystal meth? Get you some Purple Crack and let the madness begin. — Andrew Crevier

All the equity investors, in total, will surely bear a performance disadvantage per annum equal to the total croupiers' costs they have jointly elected to bear. This is an inescapable fact of life. And it is also inescapable that exactly half of the investors will get a result below the median result after the croupiers' take, which median result may well be somewhere between unexciting and lousy. — Charlie Munger

No love is foule, nor prison fair. — George Herbert

No man can bring about the perfect murder; chance, however, can do it. — Vladimir Nabokov

Iowa's the worst. Iowa's just nothing, just flat as far as you can see. It's the only state in the country where you can stand on your front porch and actually watch your dog run away for three days. — Greg Fitzsimmons

Liberty is always destroyed by the multitude, in the name of liberty. — Raphael Semmes

We can promise to try. — Chris Colfer