Proctologist Jokes Quotes & Sayings

Every change of place becomes a delight. — Seneca The Younger

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. — George Ade

I give unto my wife my second best bed with the furniture. — William Shakespeare

They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle ... get it locked up. — Karl Pilkington

I like to use the audience as my color palette, my instrument. — Bobby McFerrin

And the man clad in black and silver with a silver rose upon him? He would like to think that he has learned something of trust, that he has washed his eyes in some clear spring, that he has polished an ideal or two. Never Mind. He may still be only a smart-mouthed meddler, skilled mainly in the minor art of survival, blind as ever the dungeons knew him to the finer shades of irony. Never mind, let it go, let it be. I may never be pleased with him. — Roger Zelazny

Tell the truth about your wound, and then you will get a truthful picture of the remedy to apply to it. Don't pack whatever is easiest or most available into the emptiness. Hold out for the right medicine. You will recognize it because it makes your life stronger rather than weaker. — Clarissa Pinkola Estes

The influence of blogging is overall a very positive force in the media. — Garrett Graff

We add to the most ideal course of cancer treatment in light of the one of a kind qualities of a patient's case. — Cancercenter

Always remember that your outlook determines your outcome. — Dale Bronner

Leopold did not have to touch it to know to whom it belonged. It was as familiar as his own palm. It was his rosary, lost when he fell from the train. He closed his eyes. Look how far I have fallen, my Lord . . . He remembered Bernard so bowed by sorrow, so stricken by grief. Over me . . . a traitor. — James Rollins