Probleem Van Quotes & Sayings

I told you had to be some kind of karmic opposite to the words I love you. — Joe Hill

It is said that a student of sexing must work through at least 250,000 chicks before attaining any degree of proficiency. Even if the sexer calls it "intuition," it's been shaped by years of experience. It is the vast memory bank of chick bottoms that allows him or her to recognize patterns in the vents glanced at so quickly. In most cases, the skill is not the result of conscious reasoning, but pattern recognition. It is a feat of perception and memory, not analysis. — Joshua Foer

A thousand people drowned in floods in China are news: a solitary child drowned in a pond is tragedy. — Josephine Tey

Delay not till tomorrow to be wise; tomorrow's sun to thee may neve rise. — William Congreve

Everyday is a holiday when you're RVD — Rob Van Dam

Not being a poet, I prize truth above beauty. — Judith Rich Harris

We spend a good part of our lives trying desperately to convince ourselves as well as everybody else that we know more than we really do. — Charles Osgood

Vaccines are a miracle cure. Eight out of 10 children are getting vaccines. — Melinda Gates

America rules the world - by force. — Harry Browne

Can the Lord forgive me? Got the spirit of a thug in me. — Tupac Shakur

First, I was a glacial blonde doing music programmes. Then I was the film kind of sexy bird late at night. It was frustrating like I guess it's frustrating for everyone who is not fully employing their talents. — Mariella Frostrup

True perfection seems imperfect,
yet it is perfectly itself.
True fullness seems empty,
yet it is fully present.
True straightness seems crooked.
True wisdom seems foolish.
True art seems artless. — Lao-Tzu