Probabiilty Quotes & Sayings

I tweet 15 times a day to keep my brain stimulated. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

Because we need Christmas we had better understand what it is and what it isn't. Gifts, holly, mistletoe, and red-nosed reindeer are fun as traditions, but they are not what Christmas is really all about. Christmas pertains to that glorious moment when the Son of our Father joined his divinity to our imperfect humanity. — Hugh W. Pinnock

I guess I'm a bit of a romantic. — Felicity Jones

He wanted to be wanted, not simply be a body used as a means to an end. — Felice Stevens

How could I have missed the opportunity to pop pills with my sister who was purer than a Quaker? — Chelsea Handler

I was always into punk, ever since I was 13, but I was into other stuff, too - like, well, the Spice Girls. I really liked Scary Spice. — Alice Dellal

The Japanese people are usually very prudent, even when they are convinced change is necessary. — Carlos Ghosn

When a man's got cream in the refrigerator at home, he won't go out looking for two-percent butterfat. — Erma Bombeck

The child who is permitted to torment, or destroy, the minutest object in creation, who will wantonly tread upon a worm, or unhumanly pass a pin through the body of a fly, will in all probabiilty, as he increases in years, feel no more compunction at tormenting a fellow-creature, than he did in witnessing the wreathing agonies of a fly. — Laetitia Pilkington

Don't get me wrong. I like Disney World. The rest rooms are clean enough for neurosurgery, and the employees say things like "Howdy, folks!" and actually seem to mean it. You wonder: Where do they get these people? My guess: 1952. I think old Walt realized, way back then, that there would eventually be a shortage of cheerful people, so he put all the residents of south western Nebraska into a giant freezer with a huge picture of Jiminy Cricket on the outside, and the corporation has been thawing them out as needed ever since. — Dave Barry

The most basic way to get someone's attention is this: Break a pattern. — Chip Heath

Its funny when I'm cyber bullied(anonymously) because when people do it to me,I don't think of how much I want to hurt them or punch them in the face like my friends do ... but I go on this site and write a quote to them back, hoping to kill them with kindness. — Ashley Jackson