Printable Bathroom Quotes & Sayings

There's nothing wrong with possessions; it's just that they have value to us only when we use them, engage them, and enjoy them. They're nouns that mean something only in conjunction with verbs. That's why wealth is so dangerous: if you're not careful you can easily end up with a garage full of nouns. — Rob Bell

There are only two things in life you can't change - yesterday and tomorrow. But there's nothing you can't do today. — Abigail Strom

I describe myself as a member of the Church of England, which I suppose is an inoffensive way of saying that you don't believe in anything very much — William Somerset Maugham

Such is the sleight of hand by which we juggle with ourselves, and change our very weaknesses into stanch and most magnanimous virtues! — Charles Dickens

I feel there is an angel in me' she'd say
'whom I am
constantly shocking — Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee. — Germaine Greer

If there is one city apart from Mumbai where I would love to settle down, it has to be Chennai. — Ashwin Sanghi

He sprayed on a bit of this man's body-spray thing his mom had gotten for free at Walmart, feeling like a douche, but thinking it was better to feel like a douche than to smell like an asshole. — Lauren Oliver

Life is a spiritual breath. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Weak and needy people finding their hope in Christ's grace are what mark a mature relationship. The most dangerous aspect of your relationships is not your weakness, but your delusions of strength. — Tim Lane And Paul Tripp

And I have gifts for you, the brave navigator of the Argo II!" "I like to think of myself as captain," Leo said. "Or supreme commander. — Anonymous

School was very easy, it turned out, if you just disconnected your heart. — Anne Ursu

The Henderson brothers never fell for a girl before, but they dont't know if they're on their heads or their feet anymore. I think they're going to make you a pipe bomb for Christmas. — L.J.Smith