Princess Bride Valerie Quotes & Sayings

There are two kinds of actors
one sits in a dressing room waiting for his call and the other gets out into the business and polishes his craft by absorbing everything. I don't know enough, I'll never learn everything I need to learn. When a guy thinks he's already learned it, he can only go backwards. — Clint Eastwood

Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor. — William Goldman

Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on? — P.G. Wodehouse

But he's so cute when he gets all determined and commanding, isn't he?"
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"It's not cute, it's very manly! — M.R. Merrick

I don't particularly like babies. They are loud and smelly and, above all other things, demanding. No matter how much free day care you throw at women, babies are still time-sucking monsters with their constant neediness. — Amanda Marcotte

A woman who gives any advantage to a man may expect a lover
but will sooner or later find a tyrant. — George Gordon Byron

From the first time you laughed with me, all those months, and all those stories," Joe said quietly. "They were all you, to me. All of them were you. — Megan Hart

The past is past. You tried to kill yourself. So what? I humped a couch in season twelve. We all have our skeletons. — Heather Demetrios

Of a deal, then you're probably the kind of person who grew up in a town that has a gas station, and that doesn't encourage students to drive to school in their tractors. Wall — Jenny Lawson