Princess Bride Humor Quotes & Sayings

At 8:23 there seemed every chance of a lasting alliance starting between Florin and Guilder.
At 8:24 the two nations were very close to war. — William Goldman

Life is evanescent, but left to itself it rarely fails to offer some consolation. — Ruth Ozeki

Meantime, when once we know from nothing still
Nothing can be create, we shall divine
More clearly what we seek: those elements
From which alone all things created are,
And how accomplished by no tool of Gods. — Lucretius

I don't know if I was popular in high school. My school was actually not really clique-y, which was nice. I went to a very artsy school, so everyone was kind of friends with each other. I was trying to be popular more, like, in junior high and elementary school and dealt with all that backstabbing and drama. — Lili Simmons

Chapter One. The Bride." He held up the book then. "I'm reading it to you for relax." He practically shoved the book in my face. "By S. Morgenstern. Great Florinese writer. The Princess Bride. He too came to America. S. Morgenstern. Dead now in New York. The English is his own. He spoke eight tongues." Here my father put down the book and held up all his fingers. "Eight. Once in Florin City ... — William Goldman

A healthy amount of fear and respect might be a good idea — Haruki Murakami

When you are near the middle of your life, often God will do outrageous things to knock you back on course. — Shannon L. Alder

Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill you on the morrow."
"You? A Princess Bride quote?" I croaked.
"What is that?" she asked. — Jim Butcher

Tohr took a pull of his beer. "What the hell is this?"
"When Harry Met Sally."
Tohr lowered the longneck from his mouth. "What?"
"Shut it. After this, we're going to watch an episode of Moonlighting. Then An Affair to Remember - the old-school one, not that stupidity with Warren Beatty. Then The Princess Bride - "
Tohr hit the switch by his hip and straightened the chair up. "Okay. Right. Have fun with this - — J.R. Ward

Perhaps not," said Will, who had ears like a bat's. "But I would make a radiant bride. — Cassandra Clare

Each beat told him he was still alive, at least for one more second. — Louis Sachar

Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Cultivating a close, warmhearted feeling for others automatically puts the mind at ease. It helps remove whatever fears or insecurities we may have and gives us the strength to cope with any obstacles we encounter. — Dalai Lama

You are but an appearance, and not absolutely the thing you appear to be. — Epictetus

Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder. — Kevin Hearne

There is a rare exception of mainstream sports that have a fatality rate. That's motor sports and rodeo, ... football, baseball, basketball, hockey, you make a mistake and you give up a run or some points. In these two sports, if you make a mistake, it could cost you your life. — Don Andrews

We do our friends no favors by pretending not to notice flaws in their work, especially when those who are not their friends are bound to notice these same flaws. — Sam Harris

I now believe that fishing is far more important than the fish. — Arnold Gingrich

I come from straight theater. — Brian Baumgartner

Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. — William Goldman