Priddis Music Karaoke Quotes & Sayings

The improbability of a malicious story serves but to help forward the currency of it, because it increases the scandal. So that, in such instances, the world is like the pious St. Austin, who said he believed some things because they were absurd and impossible. — Laurence Sterne

Good humour was miles behind a second cup of morning tea. It was too early for nonsense. — Zeenat Mahal

She wasn't certain what he was going to work on, being a caveman all the time, or trying not to be a caveman most of the time. — Christine Feehan

If you absolutely had to have sex with one of the Three Stooges, who would it be? — Douglas Carter Beane

Only music has the ability to take you to the edge of reality and allow you to peek in for a moment. — Alexander Pope

Salmissra was alone and unguarded. The palace eunuchs were sworn to protect her, but evidently a eunuch's oath doesn't mean all that much to him if it's going to involve bleeding. — David Eddings

I hope I get to watch porn with you, Abs?" he said, eyebrows up. "Am I hearing this right? I just want to make sure I understand what it is you imagine I'm thinking." She — John Darnielle

From 1924 to 1965, 41 years, essentially, there was no immigration. Try telling people that in the midst of this debate and they won't believe you. They'll think you're making it up. They'll think you're lying about it. — Rush Limbaugh

Mr. Bibbit, you might warn this Mr. Harding that I'm so crazy I admit to voting for Eisenhower.
Bibbit! You tell Mr. McMurphy I'm so crazy I voted for Eisenhower twice!
And you tell Mr. Harding right back - he puts both hands on the table and leans down, his voice getting low - that I'm so crazy I plan to vote for Eisenhower again this November. — Ken Kesey

Machineries of reason, machineries of conduct, machineries of virtue. The machine that regulates instinct, keeps one's hands free of another man's throat, free of one's own. These machines have all, as someone said, gone too long in the elements. Gummed now, rusted, bloodless.
I forget who said it and I no longer care. — Ben Marcus