Prickster Quotes & Sayings

Nothing's worse than saying goodbye. It's a little like dying. — Marjane Satrapi

The only end in sight was Yossarian's own, and he might have remained in the hospital until doomsday had it not been for that patriotic Texan with his infundibuliform jowls and his lumpy, rumpleheaded, indestructible smile cracked forever across the front of his face like the brim of a black ten-gallon hat. — Joseph Heller

People try to reconcile you to a disappointment in love by asking why you should cherish a passion for an object that has proved itself worthless. Had you known this before, you would not have encouraged the passion; but that having been once formed, knowledge does not destroy it. If we have drank poison, finding it out does not prevent its being in our veins: so passion leaves its poison in the mind! — William Hazlitt

Women when they marry buy a cat in the bag. — Michel De Montaigne

It's so somewhat effective that I now rely on it almost exclusively when I need to get myself to do something — Allie Brosh

Been There, Fuck That'. — C.M. Stunich

Little absent from everything in the way of a Zen Master actually who realizes that everything is indifferent anyway, — Jack Kerouac