Priapus Phallus Quotes & Sayings

A wise man (or the first comedian in history) once said, "If you wish to make God laugh, tell him your plans." This is why during praying, I occasionally slip in my business plans. If there were an internet of somekind in heaven, my story would've been forwarded to everyone even before lunch break. — Isman H. Suryaman

How simple life is. We buy a fish. We are fed. We sit close to each other, we talk and then we go to bed. — Gary Johnson

What breaks my heart is suffering of any kind. Too often, our world is divisive and cruel where it needs to be uniting and loving. — Alicia Keys

Ignoring your subconscious is like neglecting the termite infestation in your basement. Sooner or later, the consequences of neglect will far outweigh the momentary unpleasantness of clearing the nests. — Alaya Dawn Johnson

The dirty little secret of foreign correspondents is that 90 per cent of it is showing up. If you can find a way to get there, the story, the reporting, it's the easiest you'll ever do. 'Cause the drama's everywhere. — Geraldine Brooks

Cynicism is a choice, and hope is a better choice. — Barack Obama

I know the force women can exert in directing the course of events. — Helen Gahagan Douglas

A half-man (or, rather, half-person) is not someone who does not have an opinion, just someone who does not take risks for it. — Anonymous