Pretendenti Quotes & Sayings

You shouldn't be afraid of science. Accepting the reality of nature makes life more exciting and even more precious. — Lawrence M. Krauss

(God) being the old man invented in order to, and with whom to, hold long conversations. — Milan Kundera

This better be good, cat. You're stupid Summoning spell could've killed me! What is it you want?-Meghan Chase to Grimalkin. — Julie Kagawa

One time, I noticed that the little waxy strips you peel off the maxi pad adhesive were printed, over and over, with a slogan: 'Kotex Understands.' In the worst moments, when my period felt like a death - the death of innocence, the death of safety, the harbinger of a world where I was too fat, too weird, too childish, too ungainly - I'd sit hunched over on the toilet and stare at that slogan, and I'd cry. Kotex understands. Somebody, somewhere, understands. — Lindy West

As I grow older I am unpleasantly impressed by the fact that giving each human being but one life is a bad scheme. — H.L. Mencken

If Jonah had gone to Yale,
Instead of the gut of a whale,
He'd have a diploma,
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail. — M.J. McGuire