Presumptuously Arrogant Quotes & Sayings

Except that, very rarely, when the sun shines on her in the same way the sun's rays light up the inside of Stonehenge once a year, Jack finds Ruthy mesmerising. — Jonathan Dunne

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. — Oscar Levant

A bride, before a "Good-night" could be said,
Should vanish from her clothes into her bed,
As souls from bodies steal, and are not spied.
But now she's laid; what though she be?
Yet there are more delays, for where is he?
He comes and passeth through sphere after sphere;
First her sheets, then her arms, then anywhere.
Let not this day, then, but this night be thine;
Thy day was but the eve to this, O Valentine. — John Donne

Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate? — Stephen Fry

Drama entered my home last week, but I ushered it to the door and tossed it to the curb. — Barbara Brooke

Your past cannot stop you from a bright future, but an improper interpretation of your past can be fatal to your future. — Orrin Woodward