Preg_match Single Or Double Quotes & Sayings

I was studying acting, going to UCLA, selling real estate on the weekends. — Burt Ward

The trouble with creative work: Sometimes by the time people catch on to what's valuable about what you do, you're either a) bored to death with it, or b) dead. You can't go looking for validation from external sources. Once you put your work into the world, you have no control over the way people will react to it. — Austin Kleon

I don't want to bother them and ruin the party they are preparing so carefully at La Scala. — Riccardo Muti

It is false to believe that the sun revolves around the earth, but it is not absurd. — Terry Eagleton

She meant to write: "Is Christy here yet?"
Auto Correct turned it into: "Is crazy here yet?"
For once Auto Correct got it right. — Christy Hall