Preg_match Single Quotes & Sayings

Because you showed one face to all the rest of the world, and another to me. — Sherwood Smith

Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.' — Joan Rivers

As you grow older, you realize it becomes less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.
People nowadays don't know the true meaning of friendship and loyalty.
People always suddenly miss you more once they see how much happier you are without them.
Learn the real from the fake ... and don't worry about the mistakes you make.
There are no mistakes in life, just lessons.
The only people worthy to be in your life are the ones that help you through the hard times and laugh with you after the hard times pass. — Ziad K. Abdelnour

I have always had this secret fantasy of being a Bourne girl or Bond girl, and I've never even gotten called in on one of those roles. — Katie Aselton

We seldom repent talking little, but very often talking too much. — Jean De La Bruyere

AT&T to wed T-Mobile. Following the ceremony there will be no reception. — Richard Lerner

Zero-sum games deal with resources that neither increase nor decrease in amount - they only shift from one player to the other. Given your present frame of mind, were you to speak now, I'm afraid you might say something rash. I would feel it incumbent to offer a rejoinder. As a result of this exchange, you would be mortified and humiliated, which - as dictated by the rules of game theory - would increase my influence and status at your expense. — Douglas Preston

She had not a thought in her head that was not a slogan, and — George Orwell