Preempts The Following Quotes & Sayings

Drunk people say the damnedest things! Not every night out is book-worthy, but a comment here or there gives me a good laugh. So, if you are ever feeling down and need a good laugh, check out our ever-growing Hall on the website for what's been said recently that gave me a chuckle. Hopefully it will brighten your day:

Alright ladies, let's party like rock stars and fuck like pornstars — Jason Calloway

Politicians make decisions in favor of their interest groups or their supporters back in their hometowns. — Tadashi Yanai

It is, of course, a trifle, but there is nothing so important as trifles. — Arthur Conan Doyle

Well you know I've been in that place too where you worry about what everybody thinks of you, am I popular, do people care, are they looking at me, all that stuff. That's a drag, man. Having to worry about fitting in, am I cool enough to ANYTHING. — Joan Jett

New things are always better than old things. — Andy Warhol

A true man will treat a woman how she treats herself, you can't expect to be a queen when your disrespecting your own crown. — Nikki Rowe

I knew I wanted to be a writer. Where I came from, no one was a writer. I came from Long Island, and everyone became a doctor or a lawyer or an engineer or a teacher or a businessman. I didn't know any writers. — Howard Gordon

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be. — Goldie Hawn

When I do something dorky, I blame it on being homeschooled. When I do something brilliant, I blame it on being homeschooled — Jamie Grace