Pourri Before You Go Toilet Quotes & Sayings

He was leaving for America, often only a place in the mind. — Richard Brautigan

Perhaps when her eyes closed the sultriness of the night had changed to the momentary freshness of the turning dawn, — Frances Hodgson Burnett

A privateer learns to press any advantage."
"And a prince?"
"Princes get used to the word yes. — Leigh Bardugo

To me, innovations are the wheel, fire, language, movable type. There are not 3 million innovations; there are 3 million inventions. — Dean Kamen

It is no part of a physician's business to use either persuasion or compulsion upon the patients. — Aristotle.

Music is part of Number Theory. Nowadays when a number-theorist applies for a grant, he says that it is good for security, but in those days, way before America, he would say that it's good for music. I will not comment whether we have progressed ... — Hendrik Lenstra

As Jung noted in his Psychology of the Transference, "Psychological induction inevitably causes the two parties to get involved in the transformation of the third and to be themselves transformed in the process" (1946, p. 199, italics added). This is in the theoretical and phenomenological zone of Odgen's "analytic third, — Anonymous

A good story is like a good bowel movement: it's only really satisfying once it's ended, because if you just keep going eventually your body runs out of shit and moves on to pushing all your internal organs out your sphincter until only a foul smelling shell remains and anyone who wants to get into your incredibly long poo gets turned off because they have to go through all the poo up until that point to have the necessary context. — Yahtzee Croshaw

We belong to the One mastering God: you belong to the republic of playful gods. — Maurice Samuel

If you want to cut your own throat, don't come to me for a bandage. — Margaret Thatcher

Dreams and ambitions are great, but when we link faith to action through honor, we unlock the gifts God has put into our lives. — Russell Evans

History is all explained by geography. — Robert Penn Warren