Postponing Wedding Quotes & Sayings

I remember the first time I had sex. I wore a cape and goggles ... because I didn't know. — Eugene Mirman

He realised that comfortable surroundings, indeed the gilded surroundings of his own life until then, and all the things that went with that, don't tend to produce happiness or fulfilment without some sense of love to go with them. — Paul Torday

Most of them were murderers. But when I went there to talk, they were the nicest people. I did a reading. I said, "Thank you," and then they said to me, "Could you talk some more?" And I said, "Why?" and they answered, "Most of us are in solitary confinement, so the moment you finish talking, they take us back to our cells. We like hanging out here together." — Etgar Keret

The brain wasn't engineered to deal with that rarefied level of dumbness. — Tim Dorsey

It takes courage to dream big and then to allow nothing to prevent you from realizing that dream. — Tony DiCicco