Postponed Funny Quotes & Sayings

Poetry is evidently a contagious complaint. — Washington Irving

Be careful," Aidan called from the bed. "You don't know what he might do."
"We all know what you'd do, though, don't we? — Holly Black

Well, proud Mary's fat arse! — Gail Carriger

Patrick had asked why people wanted to kill Mr. Sonnier.
"Because they say he killed people," Bill had answered.
"But, Dad"," Patrick had asked, "then who is going to kill them for killing him?" (p. 60) — Helen Prejean

Dreams are blueprints and what good are blueprints until a carpenter goes to work? Dream big, and bold and brazen, but then get off your butt and do the work to realize your own dreams. — Toni Sorenson

You don't get lucky. You create lucky. — Robin Sharma

Because I had children relatively late - in my 40s rather than in my 20s - it wasn't anything I ever knew that I would do. It kind of happened to me: I met the right woman and we had children. It was a revelation because it suddenly makes me realize, 'Oh, I get it. Now I know what to do with the rest of my life.' — Mark Strong

Everyone finds the time to do the things the want to do. — Mark Bradford

What Australia was before is the fullest Australia has ever been ... as created and made and valued by indigenous people. The white man came here and took it away, took it away and replaced it ... — Galarrwuy Yunupingu

When you stay too long in the same place, things and people go to pot on you, they rot and start stinking for your special benefit. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine

The sun's going down and we can't afford to come back to it tomorrow. — Desmond Harrington

I suppose that Willie had his natural quota of ordinary suspicion and caginess, but those things tend to evaporate when what people tell you is what you want to hear. — Robert Penn Warren

You have to understand. i wasn't just thinking of me. i was thinking of her, too. — Lauren Oliver

Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed! — Herge

My imagination creates my reality. — Walt Disney

Few things are brought to a successful issue by impetuous desire, but most by calm and prudent forethought. — Thucydides