Portnoys Yeshiva Quotes & Sayings

The side of fairytales I don't like is that they always have happy endings, that there's just good and evil, and things are perfect. But life is a little more complicated, and that's what I try to teach my kids. — Angelina Jolie

God sure has a sense of humor. I've always tried to stay as far away as possible from lighthouses, and here I am the acting lightkeeper — Jody Hedlund

I may be 5 ft. 3 in., but my team makes me feel like I'm 10 feet tall, and it's a beautiful relationship. My teammates rely on me to lead and unite them with my words, and I love that my words make the boat go fast. — Mary Whipple

Ah yes! I'm feeling a powerful energy through my bullshit chokra. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy — E.J. Eisman

But how the hell was I to know Ben would bring along a gynecological psychic? — Kylie Scott

No man is really at his best with someone else's hand up his arse. — Diana Gabaldon

the chains that bound me for my entire life would effectively be removed. My shackles set aside, I would be free. — Scott Hildreth

Maybe I'll even become a nun and swear off boys forever."
Scarlet turned to study me. "No. Your face wouldn't be good in a habit. — Gabrielle Zevin