Portion Control Funny Quotes & Sayings

Very often when we have found ourselves forever separated from what we had intended to achieve, we have already, on our way, found something else worth desiring. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

It was like hundreds of roads he'd driven over - no different - a stretch of tar, lusterless, scaley, humping toward the center. On both sides were telephone poles, tilted this way and that, up a little, down...

Billboards - down farther an increasing clutter of them. Some road signs. A tottering barn in a waste field, the Mail Pouch ad half weathered away. Other fields. A large wood - almost leafless now - the bare branches netting darkly against the sky. Then down, where the road curved away, a big white farmhouse, trees on the lawn, neat fences - and above it all, way up, a television aerial, struck by the sun, shooting out bars of glare like neon. ("Thompson") — George A. Zorn

Another way of putting this is that your thinking self produced some thoughts, and your observing self observed them. — Russ Harris

Americans are in serious intellectual trouble - in danger of losing our hard-won cultural capital to a virulent mixture of anti-intellectualism, anti-rationalism and low expectations. — Susan Jacoby

Doctrinal rightness and rightness of ecclesiastical position are important, but only as a starting point to go on into a living relationship - and not as ends in themselves. — Francis Schaeffer

Because there's nothing for me to tell. You didn't do anything, right? — Kinoko Nasu

Music is intangible and ephemeral, but it comes from the home world of the spirit, and though so fleeting, it is recognized by the spirit as a soul-speech fresh from the celestial realms, an echo from the home whence we are now exiled, and therefore it touches a cord in our being, regardless of whether we realize the true cause or not. — Max Heindel

It is not possible to say too much about Christ. But it is quite possible to say too little about hell. — J.C. Ryle

Him a first edition of Ray Bradbury's Dark Carnival and another who thinks I owe — Tim Kreider

Did not we vow that we would neither of us be either before or after the other even in travelling the last journey of life? And can you find it in your heart to leave me now? — Murasaki Shikibu

Communication is an issue where we can improve, and if I can do anything to help, I am happy to. — Ellen Stofan

Cocktail parties ... are usually not parties at all but mass ceremonials designed to clear up at one great stroke a wealth of obligations ... — Phyllis McGinley