Portal 2 Funny Wheatley Quotes & Sayings

There are a lot of things in life other than having sex, but none of them worth wasting a minute. — M.F. Moonzajer

Right from the moment of our birth, we are under the care and kindness of our parents, and then later on in our life when we are oppressed by sickness and become old, we are again dependent on the kindness of others. Since at the beginning and end of our lives we are so dependent on other's kindness, how can it be in the middle that we would neglect kindness towards others? — Dalai Lama

Heroes exterminate each other for the benefit of people who are not heroes. — Havelock Ellis

I believe that to knowingly commit actions that cause or condone suffering is reprehensible in the extreme. I call upon you to be compassionate and treat others as you want to be treated. If you don't want to be beaten, imprisoned, mutilated, killed or tortured then you shouldn't condone such behavior towards anyone, be they human or not. — Moby

I guess I am a rapper. It's weird to be called that, or tell someone that's your profession. — Action Bronson