Portable Sign Quotes & Sayings

Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now, take what's left and live it properly. What doesn't transmit light creates its own darkness. — Marcus Aurelius

Show me a completely contented person and I'll show you a failure. — Thomas A. Edison

After your friendship with God, your wife's friendship is the greatest treasure you possess. — Jim George

The truth is I've always been a Christian. What's amazing, is that the flaws that come with Christianity are really weird, because mine have a microphone and a camera attached to them. Most people don't have to live under that microscope. — Steve Harvey

Nothing bigger can come to a human being than to love a great cause more than life itself. — Anna Howard Shaw

Beasts of England had been abolished. From now onwards it was forbidden to sing it. — George Orwell

The tenth gift is Wisdom. Guiding your way, wisdom will lead you through knowledge to understanding. May you hear its soft voice. — Charlene Costanzo

One ancient retired Air Force nurse does nothing but screams 'Help!' for hours at a time from a second-story window. Not six weeks ago, a huge stole HELP WANTED sign was found attached right below the retired shrieking nurse's window.
Unit #5, kittycorner across the little street from Ennet House, is for catatonics and various vegetablish, fetal-positioned mental patients. It is, understandably, a pretty quiet place. But in nice weather, when its more portable inmates are carried out and placed in the front lawn to take the air, standing there propped-up and staring, they present a tableau it took Gately some time to get used to. A couple newer residents got discharged late in Gately's treatment for tossing firecrackers into the crowd of catatonics on the lawn to see if they could get them to jump around or display affect. — David Foster Wallace

One of the most repellent spectacles at election times is the pretense of piety on the part of people running for office. — Christopher Hitchens

And Teddy worried lots about
The fact that he was rather stout.
He thought: If only I were thin!
But how does anyone begin? — A.A. Milne