Porkert Quotes & Sayings

Most self-laceration is more noisy than painful. — Mason Cooley

Your own self, your personality and existence are reflected within the mind of each of the people whom you meet, ... into a likeness, a caricature of yourself, which still lives on and appears to be, in some way, the truth about you. Even a flattering picture is ... a lie. — Isak Dinesen

I don't want to be interesting. I want to be good. — Mies Van De Rohe

A man is responsible for his ignorance. — Milan Kundera

You better have kissed him! You better have kissed him so hard that he just about choked on your tongue. And if not, you better go kiss him like that right now. — Holly Black

My life is so full of surprises, nothing surprises me any more. — Kim Wilde

Those who have something to say accept the fact that that's lonely. One already knows that there will be adversaries. — Maya Angelou

I feel like I've cheated. I never knew what to do. I was never a good enough painter to earn a living, and so I drifted into the theatre, and I've had a successful life. I feel guilty that I've never done a day's work in my life! — Barry Humphries

It was so quiet at our table you could've heard a rat piss on cotton. — April Sinclair

The gym where I work out in Tokyo has a poster that says, "Muscles are hard to get and easy to lose. Fat is easy to get and hard to lose." A painful reality, but a reality all the same. — Haruki Murakami

Anger has been ready to be angry. — James Richardson

Jesus flips the tables.

A poor man spends day and night praying in front of a golden statue. He begs that his family be freed of poverty. The priest says to him to pay his tithe on the way out.

Jesus flips the tables.

A poor man goes to a place he calls home. He invites his neighbours, friends and family. He opens the good book and prays direct to God.

Jesus flips the tables. — David Holdsworth