Popular Tweet Quotes & Sayings

I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started? — Zsa Zsa Gabor

The slickest way in the world to lie is to tell the right amount of truth at the right time-and then shut up. — Robert A. Heinlein

Tears are often to be found where there is little sorrow, and the deepest sorrow without any tears. — Samuel Johnson

Women always cried. It was their last, best weapon. It made boyfriends apologize and husbands fold them in their arms. It made Daddy spend the extra money on the prom dress. — Barry Lyga

I went to law school after college. — Kevin Heffernan

Arthur's motto was that might should never make right. Right should make right. The duty of knights and men is to fight for those who can't fight for themselves.
-Phantom — Kinley MacGregor

Love is graphable!" Colin said defensively. "Right. Because relationships are so predictable, right? — John Green

The best reduction, the most final reduction, is to destroy the warheads. — Jack Reed

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. — C.S. Lewis

Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home. — Eugene Mirman